From tHe desk of tUsHAR ..

This time I will remember
A mother caressing her dead son's forehead
Preparing him pre-maturely for his final destination

This time I will remember
Innocent diners lined up and shot at point blank
Caught in somebody else's war

This time I will remember
Blood splattered walls with grotesque imagery
Freshly burnt flesh shattered mirrors and broken lives

This time I will remember
A mother and her two young kids charred beyond recognition
While the Dad put public good ahead of the personal

This time I will remember
Gun totting terrorists creating mayhem on the streets
Target practicing at a railway station

This time I will remember
Backpackers at a cafe or receptionists at a hotel
Reduced to pieces for no reason

This time I will remember
How like vultures our politicians encircle dead bodies
And feed on the rotting flesh

This time I will remember
How netas usurp Z class security at our expense
And let us be killed like flies

This time I will remember
How our oily babus clamour for promotions
While a plane for commandos is buried in files

This time I will not forget
I will let my wounds fester
I will continue to rage against these parasites
I will demand accountability
I will not allow countless lives to be broken
I will not allow politicians to divide us

This time I will remember
And I will prevail.

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Characters
Tharkee : A Senior,
Myself : A Junior

Stage
Artificial Orkut Web Space : Scrapbook Chat
[Scene set at two distant computer systems]

Tharkee: kya kar raha hai be?
Myself: Kya karenge Prabhu, kat raha bas kisi tarah, aap sunao kya haal chal hain inside-outside?

Tharkee: ladkiya kaisi hai teri inside out?
Myself: Ladkiya?? Mazak uda rahe ho, chida rahe ho, theek hai chida lo, ek din hamara bhi waqt ayega, us din keyboard bhi hamara hoga aur scrap bhi hamara hoga!!

Tharkee: sale keyboard ab hi bhi tumhara hi hai aur scrap bhi tumhara hi hai....mai to generally tere scrap dekh kar assumption laga raha tha...aur assumption itna bura bhi nahin hai.....kya bolte ho?
Myself: Ab bhau aapse kuchh chhipa reh sakta hai bhala, jab tak pizza khane ko nahi milta, idhar udhar muh maar ke garlic bread-stick toh kha hi sakte hain, aur itne pe bhi orkut pe khane ka mazaa toh milta nahi hai, garlic bread-stick soongh lete hain bas!!!


Tharkee: teri scrap par galiyaan nahin likhna chahta॥bas itna samajh le॥sale garlic bread ki aulad॥tune kis kis ke pizza ka slice nahin khane ki fight mari yeh bata॥woh baat alag hai ki abhi tera number nahin laga hai..aur yehi baat mast hai ..le tere liye ek naya sher..




woh aur honge jinhe mil gayi fursat tauba karne kihume to gunah karne ko jindagi kam pad gayi.


Myself: Yahi sunna reh gaya tha ab, woh bhi bhaau aapke muh se, jise maloom hai ke maine kitna kataya hai, kitni baar laat maar ke nikal diya gaya hu, aur aap kehte hain ke kis kis ka pizza!!! aap bhi mujhe samajh na sake, uff!!

Tharkee: sale pizza ya to apna hota hai ya nahin hota...aur beech ki cheez nahin hoti॥mere dost haan yehi zindagi ki kadvi sacchayi hai...mujhe khushi hai is baat ki ,ki ab tu is sach ko jaan gaya hai...jaa aur apna, khud ka pizza kha...yummy..:)



Myself: Ek gum yeh bhi hai, jahan log double crust cheese pizza inlaid with patties aur na jane kya kya kha rahe hain, wahan hame plain onio pizza bhi naseeb nahi hai, yeh kya na-insaafi hai us Sarva-shaktimaan parmeshwar ki, aakhir kyon hamme yeh pizza ki bhookh jagti hai!!!

Tharkee: haan dost ek sachai yeh bhi hai...ki jab aukat kam hoti hai to pehle saste wale pizza se hi santosh karna padta hai ( Pizza treat for Rs. 75 only) lekin dheere dheere jab tum pizza ke regular customer ban jaate ho to pizza wale discount dete hia aur tum kam aukat mai chicken tadoori maha mazza bhi kha sakte ho.bhagwan tere sabr ka imtehaan le rahe hai...mere cheete..bhagwan kare tu har ek naye din ek naya pizza khaye aur mujhe bhi khilaye...



Myself: Bhau hame toh bas ek onion pizza, bina topping ka, chahe toh onion bhi utar lo, bas pizza base hi khila do, woh bhi roz same pizza base, kyonki ab garlic bread-stick ki khushboo le leke aur doosron ko pizza khate dekh ke jiya jana mushkil ho gaya hai, haath ki bani dal roti bhi ab chhorne ka mann karta hai, kitna kada imtehaan hai yeh, par main bhi shayad bekaar hi aapko pareshaan kar raha hu, apna pizza toh mujhe khud hi dhoondh ke khana hoga!!!

Tharkee: beta pizza to sabko apna hi dhoondha padta hia..lekin experience logo se madad mil sakti hai...Tu mere hi jaisa hai isliye mujhe poora vishwas hai bahut jaldi tu bahut saare pizza khayega...Amen



Myself: Amen!

Hello everyone myself Tushar Dang. I am a delhiet

Here’s the journey that transformed me from an average kid into biker

Like any other kid I always wanted to ride motorcycle... to posses one..Impress girls... reach anywhere in few seconds... look cool.

I really had to wait a lot for this dream to come true. In school I lost my first bike by 3%. Dad promised me to get me one if I score 70% in 10th's cbse. Poor me! I could only manage 67%. In return I was given a cycle :(

I finally bought my first bike on 22 June 2005. This was the first of the sibling in Delhi. I am the proud owner of first avenger in Delhi.

My bike surly turned heads with its appeal. But as the sales progressed my monopoly with avenger started ending. This was the time when I came to know about orkut. I registered there and by first week I got a scrap from this guy who we all now know as Sumeet Popli about an all avenger meet up in Delhi the meet was scheduled on 8th of Oct, 2006. I was very happy to be a part of all avenger clubs.

http://sumeetp.blogspot.com/2007/02/delhi-avengers_01.html

I never know that all my dreams will shatter even before starting.

Sumeet being elder and more aggressive to fulfill his dreams kept on moving ahead and ended up at bcmt. He even invited us (the Delhi avenger club later knows as avenger rangers) to one of bcmt's meet. It was a learning experience. I meat Yogesh there who was like an ocean full of knowledge for an amateur biker. Next to the meeting point of bcmt and avenger rangers was hero Honda’s karisma club meet and that of royal beast's meet. This was the first time in my life when I saw meet up of so many bikers. Karisma riders were into stunting. Though I never did any type of stunts, watching them doing stoppe and wheelie got me all charged up and I tried my hand on stunts. I was warrend that bcmt do not promote stunts and was informed if this act was repeated, I could even be banned.

Like another stupid chap I over looked the warning and continued doing what I should have not done. On very next meet @ bcmt I was banned for stunting. The date was December 2006

I felt help less and in sheer anger and ego gave up clubbing with biker buddies. Since then I lost interest in fun biking. It was January of 2007 that another blow came, in January 2007 I discovered my girlfriend double crossed me.

After being thrown out of bcmt and this emotional fraud, my whole life changed. After taking two months to get back to my normal self, I shifted my focus on work and I started a new business in gurgaon. I use to travel 150+ kms daily. This was the time i once again discovered my love and passion for cursing.

Last year my cousin went for royal Enfield’s Himalayan odessy'07.

I went to see him off at Nehru stadium. After he was back we had a small get together a he show's me the pics and videos of the trip. He told me all his experiences and about the fun he had on the trip. It was July 07 and since then i am determined to go leh

As This love for cursing grew my hunger for rides kept on increasing. And soon i became one of the most active members of Avenger Rangers hence i was granted moderator's privilege.

http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=21351875

@ Rangers every member is like a brother and i share a close bond with all the members out there.

I have been on three trips outside Delhi. I will write more on this in my trip log @ BN

tHe reason for joining Bn

I strongly feel that its time to come out of shell and meet more ppl with whom ishare similar interest. Who are more experienced and who will help me get groomed.

Avenger rangers is a small level group, despite all my efforts we are just 50 members in past 2 years an most of the members are inactive in real meet up.

I have plans for leh in June this yr.

No one @ ranger have shown willingness to join till date and

Hence i am here at BN

I am determined to do this trip.

And i am here to find my fellow riders.

A professor stood before his Philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.

The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.He asked once more
if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. "The golf balls are the important things - your God, family, your children,your health, your friends, and your favorite passions - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job,your house, and your car."The sand is everything else--the small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. "The same goes for life. "If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. "Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. "Take time to get medical checkups."Take your partner out to dinner. "Play another 18. "There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. "Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. "Set your priorities. "The rest is just sand." One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. "It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a cup of coffee with a friend."

India in Year : 2020
Place: Two Americans at IBM, USA।Currency Conversion Rate: Rs। 1।00 = $ 100.00

Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping।

Alex : Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it।

Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue। Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with him likeanything. Thats why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm.

Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA
John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested incoming to USA man , their economy hasbeen booming।

Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you know, I will be getting a chance to flyAir-India। Sort of dream come true.

Alex : How long are you going to stay in India.
John : What do you mean by how long। I will be settled in India,my company has promised me that they will process my HaraPatta.(green card)

Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in India. John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Hyderabad, Bangalore and Mumbai.
John : But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and cultured।

Alex : Where did you get the offer, Chennai?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high,it is Rs। 1000/- for a single room accommodation.

Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs. 1/- = $100/-. Oh God! what about in Hyderabad, Mumbai?
John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in Hyderabad। It is like the world headquarters of Software.

Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal Robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs। 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream is topurchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.

Alex : By the way, who is your client? John : Reddy and Naidu Associates, a pure Indian company, specializing in Embedded Software. Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company. They are really intelligent and unlike American Bodyshoppers who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian companies pay you in full even when you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Bihar, the most livable place in India, probablyworld.There you havefull freedom and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state hasperfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right। I hope our America also follows their footsteps.

Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my first language here at New York। At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent percent score in TOHIL i.e.Test of Hindi asInternationa language.

Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Bollywood where youcan see actors like,Hrithik, Govinda and all। Esselworld is also near to Bollywood.

Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.
John : That's true। Last month, Narayanamurthy visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development at Silicon Valley and has promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech City of Hyderabad. Bill Gates also got achance of meeting him Very lucky person.

Alex : But, Indian government is planning to split Narayanamurthy's Infosys..
John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of Infosys like this। Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems,if you keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.

Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a "Kurta Pyjama" because they will think you are too Indianised and may doubt you will never come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But don't forget to say "Namaste, aap kaise hai" to the Visa officer at Window 5. It seems he likes that and will not give youa visa if you don't greet him that way.

READ THIS!!! THIS INTERESTS YOU!!!




Persona & social masks.

Social masks hide the real self. The “I’m too good for you” look that models give on cosmo covers is a social mask.
if you want to ‘be yourself’ that’s fine, but first you must get past that SOCIAL MASK through c&f/teasing


External behaviour + Meaning assigned by us = our beliefs

If a belief is limiting you, challenge and change the meaning assigned to it!

Reframing limiting beliefs:

Reframe the external behaviour
Reframe the internal state
Counter-example (new way of thinking about it)
Outcome framing (what’s going to happen if you keep thinking this way?)
Allness framing (apply as a complete generalization to everything
Reflexively apply to self or listener
Chunk down (HOW does this happen specifically? How did you come to the conclusion/belief?)

Life isn’t fair, you won’t get a fair anything. If life WAS fair, then you’d just have to accept your place in life and not do anything about it. LIFE’S NOT FAIR, AND THAT’S A GOOD THING. THAT’S WHERE ALL THE POWER COMES FROM.

Two keys to success in anything: 1) Definite Major Purpose and Constant Improvement

1) When you become PURPOSEFUL, it redirects your mind. New doors open

2) Consistent effort CREATES luck. Betting on luck is a really bad game; instead figure out how to GET your own luck.

YOU are the only one who cares about your success. More often people want to see you fail, especially if you’re doing better than them. Live for YOU.

MASTERY—The land of the Big Boys

Newcomers always want to learn the sexy tricks. Learn the fundamentals and MASTER them before applying fancy techniques in any field.

ASSERTING YOUR REALITY UP FRONT

WHOSE REALITY IS IT? By asserting YOUR reality as the more dominant one, you assume control of the situation in any interaction. “This is MY reality here, and you’re a guest. If you don’t like it here, you can leave.”

BELIEFS of successful men

I don’t let women use their looks or sexual power to gain anything from me. There are no special privileges.
I’m un self-conscious and couldn’t care less about what others think.
I put myself and my life first.
I deserve, have permission to date, and can hold an exceptional woman
I’m indifferent to the outcome
I understand the culture, I get it—style, food, movies, Cosmo, etc
I’m a good communicator—especially of what I want
I’m in control, and I don’t let outside events destabilize me
I’m not needy, I keep my power for ME
I think sex is great, and I don’t have any hang-ups about it
I can control myself and I can wait. I don’t need to take action right now
I don’t tolerate disrespect to myself, my time, or my property
I’m a catch
I judge people based on CHARACTER, not possessions or outward physical appearance
I may be smitten with a woman but I don’t tell her early on, and I don’t let it slip indirectly

Reference/Mastermind group

Surround yourself with people who are LIKE the way you want to be! And surround yourself with POSITIVE people to avoid a negative mindset. Avoid negative influences whenever possible, like TV news.

Close your eyes and imagine the you that you’d like to be. How are they standing? What kind of posture does he have? How does he handle situations? Now, what are some experiences that that ideal self would’ve had to have been through to reach that state?

Don’t criticize yourself internally, it’s just not useful (except when you’re really being stupid). But be NICE to yourself!

SCARCITY is a myth! They’re out there, there’s no need to be stuck on one.

How do you make someone want something? Make it scarce, connect it to something else they want, make it beneficial, make them work for it, prove that other people want it also, make it a challenge

Psychological leaning is a sign of insecurity. It reminds people of their own insecurity and irritates them. Don’t lean! Avoid the “wanting-it tax”. As soon as someone pulls back a little bit, you pull back a little bit further. Never “lean” inwards.
If you ever get a dilemma, pull back, take the more laid back decision and go with it. “Should I call her today or tomorrow?” Call her tomorrow!

How would you act if you knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that she was totally into you, but you weren’t that interested, and decided to reluctantly give her a chance to hang out with you? How would you behave?

Stop trying to impress. If a woman feels attraction then possessions don’t matter.

Always communicate that you are the selector

Take the attitude that you judge without being affected by the judgments of others

Always be picky and tease her about how she’s screwing up her chances with you

Talk about situations where you didn’t tolerate the behaviour of someone in your life, so you ex-communicated them

Always have other things to do with your life and never wait around to see if a woman will choose you

Play the opposite side: “Guys only want me for my body” You: “Well, I kinda just want you for your body too.”

Pay attention to body language! It accounts for 93% of communication. Tonality, mannerism, speed of movement (even blinking)

Be a high-novelty seeker. Take risks, try new experiences, etc.

Keep your COMPOSURE. Take every opportunity to show you can control yourself, especially on occasions where nothing can happen anyway. Pull back and stop, it builds anticipation.

Don’t take testing personally. Have fun with it! Automatic resistance, comebacks, etc are FUNNY…don’t take it seriously

Fear of rejection

There are 4 major fears in approach situations:

Embarassment
Rejection
Verbal confrontation
Physical violence

To face a fear, imagine the worst case scenario and then reframe it or LAUGH at it.

Response to rough shutdown: “Excuse me…I don’t know where you’re from. But where I’m from, MANNERS aren’t optional. And just because your mother didn’t teach you proper manners, that’s no reason for me to suffer due to your ignorance.”

“Hi! I’m the kissing bandit! You must kiss me before you can pass!”

Hand tensioning

PERSONALITY TYPES

Guy chicks: Like extreme sports, can kick your ass.

Dingbats: Not too bright, dingy.

Teenie bopper: Late teens but all into the teen scene.

Party girl: Fine as long as you don’t try to get her into any relationship.

Romantic (the lover): KNOW that she’s going to fall in love very deeply with you.

Controller: Type A and very insecure.

Accountant/librarian: Not a lot of social skills, can be tough to relate to.

High Profile Drama Queen: Can be very stressful, makes a big deal out of everything possible.

Large, Ugly, and Proud: self-explanatory

Gold-digger: Will not always show it right away. Can be very manipulative.

Emotional suckerfish: opens up to you emotionally with all her problems WAYYY too easily. Can be problematic in a short time.

Natural Hippiechick: Fun but UNWASHED!

Feminazi: Angry at men in general, may take it out on you.

Church girl: Know what you’re in for

“Cool chick”: 1 in 10 women will be cool chick! Someone with her shit together, great sense of humour, and few issues.

Success-minded people don’t think negatively when negative things start happening all around them. They think “this is the time when success is right around the corner, and whatever happens, I will get it!”

Go by the rule: If a woman is speaking, she’s testing you! Look at any request a woman makes as a test. Accept it or deny it based on YOUR criteria, not hers.

If you’re dealing with a woman from a position of scarcity, where you have to get THIS particular girl, you’ve already lost. You’ve given all your chips away—you don’t have a negotiating position.

“Are you single? Because I have a friend that I think would really like you.” Deflects suspicion attitude from you, and gets your friend a girl!

How to get them to talk to you?

Drop conversational hints to friend as they walk by. “I think that secretly all women do it”


Weeding out:

“Let’s do tea for half an hour. That way if you’re a total freakshow we won’t be together longer than we have to!” Shows YOU are the selector.

Mentally rehearse first conversations with women. Rehearse body language, inner state, responses to common objections, etc

“I’m sure that every drunk dumbass and his 9 friends have been drooling and spilling their beer on you all night, but you look interesting to me and I want to find out what you’re like.”

Take the attitude as if THEY are trying to pick YOU up

Ok to open with a compliment, as long as you do it in an interesting way. “what are you, a statue model?” “You are really…………….(look in eyes)……gorgeous”

So what’s with the big purse, are you carrying a gun in there?

What’s with the tall shoes? Are you like 4 feet tall without them?

Teasing shows lack of intimidation and sense of humour.

Look around at other things and seem preoccupied when you first start talking to her. Make your funny remarks with a carefree and detached tone.

How would you act if you knew she was TOTALLY into you, but you weren’t interested in her, but you just wanted to see where things would go.

Don’t answer questions directly.
“What do you do?”

Whatever you say, don’t say it twice.
-I work in the slave trade business. Import/export etc.
-Ass model
-Pornographer
-Can’t you come up with a more original question than that?
-Gigolo—I hope you make a lot of money!

End conversation TOO early, turn around and ask for email, and have her write down number at the same time.

Do these jeans make….you wanna look at my ass? Cuz I’m an ass model, and I have a photo shoot tomorrow…I don’t wanna come off CHEEKY.

Could I have your opinion? Which pen looks better? This one (hold it up beside face in James Bond pose like with a gun) or this Bic? (cross arm and hold pen up by face with model pose)…How about you just write your email here so I can see how sexy it looks while you’re writing….

(Walking behind you) Are you following me? Listen, I’m more than just a piece of meat! I’m more than just a sex object you know! I mean, I’ve got a mind, and I’ve got some really deep feelings…well it’s your lucky day cuz you can talk to me.

They’re gonna ask me to leave soon…yeah…the other guys are complaining that with me around they don’t stand a chance

Start calling your waitress NURSE…”Oh, pain, bring me beer!” “Give me a shot to take away the pain” “Tuck me into my hospital bed”

Physical approach: Walk past glass, then walk backwards to get another look…look them all in the eyes, then walk on..then walk back!! Doesn’t really work for terrasses, just if there’s glass. Exaggerates the double-take! Cute and interesting

“Let’s get together”. NOT “Let me buy you dinner” etc., don’t allow a pretense.

Hey, I don’t have long to talk [time constraint], but I wanted to get in touch and say hi. Let’s get together etc etc

“If nothing else, you sound like you’d make a nice friend”

How do you create an obsession is to have something work sometimes, and unpredictably. i.e. GAMBLING. Intermittent reward.

Have UNBORING body language. Be animated, take up space

Know exactly what you have in mind before you ask her (shows decisiveness)

Leave her alone once in a while when you’re out together.

Following common social courtesy is bad for attraction

Don’t give a direct answer to a question unless it’s NO. It’s FUN, and if it’s done with charm and humour then it’s entertaining. Don’t be mean and abusive.

“Make love to me/fuck me” response: “I’m not finished kissing you yet”

Always send mixed signals. Tell her you want to be friends, then kiss her. Spank her and tell her you did it because she’s such a good girl. Tell her what she just did was unacceptable, then kiss her. Respond differently to the same thing. NEVER BE PREDICTABLE!

“my house is a safe place with calm, positive energy. I don’t like drama. If there’s anything you wanna talk about, go ahead.”

If I have a relationship with someone, I have three rules:

1) It has to be fun for ME
2) It has to be honest
3) There has to be respect for me, my time, and my property

I don’t settle for second class behaviour from myself or others, and I don’t settle for excuses. You’re better than that.

Call her a cute nickname. “If you were Disney princess, which one would you be?” Then call her that.

First date banter:
-Make it clear that you’re the selector, that she’s auditioning for you as much as you’re auditioning for her or more,
-Make sure she’s the kind of woman you can spend time with in the future
-Leave yourself an easy excuse to leave if she tries to convert you to a religion or sign you up to Amway
-Do something after, should the time be enjoyable
-Treat her like your bratty little sister
-Assume that you can do no wrong and just have a good time
-Go light on women that are overly shy or have low self-esteem
-Talk freely about men, women, sex, dating dynamics
-Treat her like a friend but constantly tell her she’s messing up her chances with you
“I thought you had potential but you went and did THAT”

Topics:
-Comedy
-Drama
-TV
-Movies
-Guess what’s going on with another couple
-When were the people around you last laid? Etc

Romantic stories, history, and interesting trivia

“You have beautiful glasses. Where’d you buy them, Home Depot?”

Every time she touches you, say “That’ll be 20$, I’m not giving this shit away for free.”

I could marry a woman like you. (really?) I’d divorce you a week later and take half your money

Spills something on the ground: (exaggerated gasp) “You’re so embarrassing!”

Says something sexual: (act all offended)

“Oh, wait, is this the point where you like, give me your opinion? OH, that’s so cute, you have an opinion!”

Always be a little bit better…don’t laugh as hard at her jokes as she laughs at yours, play it cool, communicate in ways that show you’re still qualifying her

NEVER ask her if you’re her type, what kind of guys she usually goes for, what she’s feeling for you, what she thinks of you, etc.

Set the high standards right at the beginning--you’ll get higher results.

Give things a little push:
-Interpret things as her coming on to you: “I think things are moving kinda fast for me” “I don’t think this relationship is gonna work” “You like me”

-Misinterpret what she says: “Go to bed? But I don’t even know you!” Bed, “it”, “in”, blow, etc. all leave room for intentional misinterpretation.

How old are you? “Why, do you want to brag to all your friends about how you met this gorgeous older guy?”

How many girls do you do this to? “Why? Do you wanna meet girls? Do you want me to teach you how?”

You look familiar…I know! You look like my FUTURE ex-girlfriend!

She’s so hot I’d follow behind her and finger bang her shadow

If you do ANYTHING with enough authority, you can get away with it

Rick invites all the women he met that week to a meeting at the same time, same place. As they come in, he talks to one, then the next arrives and joins, etc. Builds social proof. After a bit of talk he excuses himself to get a drink, while girls talk and gain rapport (doesn’t try to orchestrate the conversation the whole time). Best case scenario: they end up liking each other and you hang out with all of them. Worst case: They compete with each other over you. If one leaves? Big deal!

When you assume authority, you HAVE to be comfortable with it. If you’re not she’ll sense it and she’ll bowl you over. You have to be completely congruent with what you’re suggesting.

If YOUR universe, what you believe, is stronger than what SHE believes, the dominant belief system dominates/will win. And this applies not just to women but to everything in life: the dominant belief system is going to be the frame in which all the communication is framed.

Don’t approach any woman/date with relationship expectations. This puts false pressure on you, causes you to exaggerate positives, downplay negatives, etc. Instead, go in with the attitude of “I’m here to have a good time, if something physical happens then great”. No thinking about relationships until at least date 10. No talking with women about relationships before at least 3 months. Wait at least a day to call her, only see her once or twice a week. Be a man, don’t be a friend. Avoid dramatic talk and deep conversations whenever possible. Don’t get involved!

As soon as a woman starts drama, assume she likes drama. “Well you seem to like it, go ahead and do it even more” etc. Don’t become the drama outlet! Don’t let your relationship become one big heart-to-heart talk!

Set high standards and expect them to be met. The paradox is the higher you set your standards, the more you bust balls, call women on bullshit, etc, the more attractive you become. The more you kiss ass, become subservient, etc, the more Unattractive you become. Be nice but don’t do TOO MUCH. They’ll think that you WANT something for it. “The Wanting It Tax”.

Don’t fault women for taking advantage, it’s natural for human beings. YOU were the one responsible for your behaviour, you took those choices.

BE THE MAN always. It sure beats the alternative.

THE WUSS CURE:

-Put some distance between her and you. Start seeing her half as often or less
-Call her once for every time she sees you
-Get a life of your own and stop acting like her servant
-Start seeing other women
-Start focusing on the bad behaviours that got you where you are now and think of how to avoid them in the future

If you say “ok we’re going here” and she says “Why don’t we go here instead” then say to her “Ok, why don’t you pay?”

Gentleman? “I’m not a gentleman. I’m a MAN”. “Do you consider me GENTLE? I’ll have to spank you more often then”

ONLINE

Online, call them BRAT as soon as reasonable possible.
Tell her she has no life because she’s chatting with men on the net
TYPE FASTER Giddy up! Come on, Speedy!
You’re really a man, aren’t you?
You’re too old for me
Bitches need to be slapped, BRATS need to be spanked

“Would you like to have a conversation like NORMAL people, on the phone?” Set the frame. Give your number, and as soon as you hit ENTER, type “I don’t hear my phone ringing” :op
“What are you up to? Are you chatting with someone else right now? I’m too busy for that, talk to you later.”
How old are you? “Why, are you looking for someone to buy beer for ya?” “It’s not Saturday night, there’s no Sunday school tomorrow, you can stay up”
“I’m really 104 but I lie so hot women will want to chat with me”
rule one: never take a fat woman out to eat

after she gets to your place, go to the washroom. It gives her a chance to look at her surroundings, hear the music, look at the décor, etc.

YOU actually have the power. You just need to realize it. Women do themselves up and do everything to impress men. If you’re indifferent to that, you have the power.
Bisexuality: Women can sleep with men anytime they want, so it’s not that unique.

Don’t get jealous if a woman gives out her number to other guys. It’s what they’re supposed to do!

HAVE NO FEAR OF LOSS!

As soon as she’s laughing, just reach over and kiss her! She’s in a positive state, act on it!

Don’t apologize for your desires! NO EXCUSES

You have to be WILLING TO WALK AWAY। Sometimes they’ll chase you down, sometimes they won’t, but so what? Be a challenge.

warmest regards,
tUsHaR ...
"winners dont do different things, they do things differently"

List of advertising slogans:

Television, stations, network and cables

* "A new kind of family" - ABC Family
* "ABC: America's Broadcasting Company" — ABC, 1999
* "Be the first to know" — CNN International, 2002-present
* "Bringing weather to life" - The Weather Channel
* "CTV. Canadian Television" — CTV
* "Get Ready" - ITV1, 1989
* "GOTTALOVEIT" — Seven Network Australia, 2005-present
* "It's not TV, it's HBO." — HBO, late 1990s
* "It's Smart to be Square" — British Satellite Broadcasting, 1990, referring to its "squarial" satellite antennas
* "It's time for U" — UPN, 2003
* "It's your ABC" - ABC 2002
* "Lifetime: Television for Women." — Lifetime Television, 1995 -2006.
* "Live from anywhere" — CNN International, 2006-present
* "Members make the difference" - PBS
* "More than the headlines" - ABC 2004
* "Must See TV" — NBC, late 1990s
* "Nick is kids" — Nickelodeon
* "No Limits" — Showtime (1997-present)
* "No place on Earth has better weather" - The Weather Channel
* "Quoted everywhere" — CNN International, 2006-present
* "Seriously" — Network Ten Australia 2002- February 12, 2006
* "Seriously Ten!" — Network Ten Australia/Melbourne 2001-2002 February 13 , 2006-present
* "Still the One" — ABC 1977, Nine Network Australia 1978 - present, Sky Television 1990
* "The Eye in the Eyes" — CBS, 2003
* "The most trusted name in news" — CNN
* "The one to watch" — Seven Network Australia 1999- 2003, ATN Channel 7 1999-
* "There's No Place Like HBO" -- HBO, 1983
* "This is CNN" — CNN, 1990s
* "This is SportsCenter." — ESPN SportsCenter, 1995-present
* "Time well spent." - A&E Network, 1984? - 2004?
* "Time well wasted." - The Comedy Network (Canada), (dates unknown), parody of the A&E slogan.
* "TV worth watching" - PBS
* "TV You Can Watch" - Nick-at-Nite
* "We love TV." — ABC, 1998- '99, TBWA\Chiat\Day
* "We're The One" — Sky Television, 1989
* "Where the past comes alive" - The History Channel
* "You Watch, We Listen" — British Satellite Broadcasting, 1990
* "This is what we do" — BBC, 2006-present
* "Whenever you need to know" — BBC News, 2005-present
* "We Play Favorites" - Nick-at-Nite
* "We take the weather seriously, but not ourselves" - The Weather Channel
* "Weatherproofing America" - The Weather Channel
* "You need us, The Weather Channel, for everything you do"
* "Weather you can always turn to" - The Weather Channel
* "Keeping you ahead of the storm" - The Weather Channel
* "Live by it" - The Weather Channel
* "Why Rent It? You Got It!" - Pay-Per-View
* "The First Kid's Network - Nickelodeon

Communications, broadcasting, and publishing

* "An IDEA can change your life" IDEA (Indian mobile services provider)
* "All the news that's fit to print." — The New York Times, 1896, Direct
* "Before you make up your mind, open it." — Irish Independent
* "Boundless" — AT&T, early 2000s
* "Bringing it home to ME" — Prime Television Australia ( Seven Network affiliate) 2003-present
* "Business Is Beautiful" — Sprint
* "Business made simple" — Nortel
* "Can you hear me now?" - Verizon Wireless
* "Come and get your love." — Alltel, 2005-present
* "Done." — NEXTEL, pre-merger
* "Don't just sit there." "Okay, just sit there." — ABC, 1998
* "E=DTE" DTE Energy
* "Essential for business." - CNN International, 2006-
* "Expect great things" Lucent Technologies
* "Express Yourself" Airtel (leading Indian mobile services provider)
* "Fair and balanced" — FOX News
* "Feel Good" Mix Fm ARN Australian Radio Network
* "GEE! No, GTE."
* "Generation d" — WorldCom
* "Get more" — T-Mobile
* "Going beyond the call" — SBC Communications, 2000s
* "Here. For You." - Bell Aliant
* "How are you?" — Vodafone
* "How does the wireless industry make you feel?" Sprint PCS "Fair & Flexible Plan"
* "How many bars do you have?" AT&T Wireless, 2004
* "Ici Radio Canada" Radio Canada
* "If it's on, it's in." — Radio Times, MCBD
* "If you don't get it, you don't get it." — The Washington Post, 1990s
* "Is This A Great Time Or What?" — MCI Communications
* "It's all within your reach." - AT&T, 1990s
* "It's good to talk" — BT, 1990s
* "It's you we answer to" — BT, late 1980s
* "Let your fingers do the walking." — Yellow Pages, 1964, Geers Gross
* "Listening. Answering." — BellSouth
* "Make the most of now" — Vodafone, 2005-present
* "Make Progress Every Day" - Verizon Communications, 2002 - present
* "More bars in more places" — Cingular Wireless, 2004-present
* "New Things. Turn Us On." - TechTV, 2004
* "Number 1 Hit Music Station" Today Network - Austereo
* "Now, that's better" — Sprint PCS
* "One Sprint. Many Solutions" — Sprint
* "Power up." - Sprint, 2006-present
* "Raising the bar" — Cingular Wireless, 2004-present
* "Reach out and touch someone" — AT&T, 1979- 1989, N.W. Ayer & Son
* "Reshaping lives" — Mobilink Pakistan
* "Seeing small business differently" — SBC Communications
* "See what you can do" - O2
* "Simply Closer" — T-Mobile (Europe), 2006-present
* "Stay Connected!" — G4techTV, 2004
* "Stick Together" — T-Mobile (USA), 2006-present
* "The Best Radio On Radio" - SIRIUS Satellite Radio
* "The first network for men" — Spike TV
* "The future's bright. The future's Orange." — Orange, 1996, WCRS
* "The more you hear, the better we sound" — AT&T long distance
* "The Point Of Contact" — Sprint
* "The right choice" — AT&T, 1986- 1993
* "The World's Networking Company" - AT&T 2001- 2004
* "We go further, you stay closer." - Thuraya
* "We never stop working for you" — Verizon Wireless
* "Wherever you go, our network follows" Hutch in India
* "Yes" — Optus
* "Yes you can." — Sprint, 2005- 2006
* "You give us 22 minutes, we'll give you the world" — WINS Radio, New York, 1965, KFWB Radio, Los Angeles, Present (2004)
* "You should see what's on HGTV" — HGTV, 2003
* "Your friend in the digital age" — Cox Communications
* "Your true voice." — AT&T, 1993- 1996
* "Your true choice." — AT&T, 1996- 1998
* "Your World. Delivered." — AT&T, 2005-present

Electronics

* "A better world is our business." - Samsung
* "Expand Your Playground." - GameTap
* "Be inspired" - Siemens Mobile, early 2000s
* "Better sound through research." - Bose
* "Connecting people." - Nokia
* "Designed for life" - Siemens Mobile, early to mid 2000s
* "Do you have the bunny inside?" - Energizer Max, 2000s
* "Enjoyment matters" - BenQ
* "Genesis Does What Nintendon't - Sega Genesis, 1990s
* "Get N or get out." Nintendo, late 1990s
* "HelloMoto." - Motorola
* "Hello Tosh, gotta Toshiba?" - Toshiba, 1984, Gold Greenlees Trott
* "Ideas for life" - Panasonic
* "Imagine" - Samsung, 2005
* "Imagination at Work." - General Electric
* "Inspire the Next." - Hitachi
* "Is it live, or is it Memorex? "- Memorex video cassettes, 1970s or 1980s on
* "It's a miracle" - Xerox, 1975
* "It's a Sony" - Sony
* "It's amazing; it's the mirrors" - DLP
* "It's good to play together." - Xbox
* "It's so simple" - Polaroid, 1977
* "It's thinking." - Sega Dreamcast
* "Jump in." - Xbox 360
* "Just What I Needed." - Circuit City
* "Keep exploring" - BenQ-Siemens, 2006
* "Keep Going" - Energizer Batteries, mid 2000s
* "Keeps going and going and going." - Energizer Batteries, 1990s
* "Let's make things better" - Philips
* "like.no.other" - Sony, 2004
* "Live in your world, Play in ours." - PlayStation 2
* "Make yourself heard" - Ericsson
* "The most human handset." - DiStar
* "Neighbour's envy, owner's pride" - Onida TV ( India)
* "No battery is stronger longer." - Duracell Batteries, 1990s
* "Now You're Playing With Power!" - Nintendo, mid-1980s to mid-1990s
* "One that Last" - Duracell Batteries - late-1980s
* "PLAY B3YOND" - PlayStation 3, 2006
* "See what the future has in store." - Future Shop
* "Sense and Simplicity" - Philips, 2004-present
* "Staples: Yeah, We Got That" - Staples, 1998
* "That was easy." - Staples, 2003-present
* "The battery you dream about." - Duracell Batteries, mid to late 2000s
* "The Document Company" - Xerox
* "Think Different." - Apple Computer
* "Thousands of possibilities. Get yours." - Best Buy
* "Touching is good." - Nintendo DS
* "Trusted Everywhere" - Duracell Batteries, 2000s
* "Turn On The Fun" - Best Buy 2000
* "Welcome to the next level/'SEGA!'" - Sega, late 90's.
* "We never stop working for you." - Verizon Wireless
* "When it comes to making them last longer, we never stop." - Duracell Batteries, 1970s
* "Where you at?" - Boost Mobile
* "Who are you?" - Nintendo
* "Wii would like to play." - Wii
* "With Samsung, it's not that hard to imagine." - Samsung, 2005
* "You can't top the copper top" - Duracell Batteries, early to mid 1990s
* "You've got questions, we've got answers." - RadioShack
* "The quality goes in before the name goes on." - Zenith
* "Where service is state of the art" - Circuit City
* "Easy to imagine"-Samsung

Computing

* "1,000 songs in your pocket" - Apple Computer - iPod nano
* "5,000 songs in your hand" - Apple Computer - IPod
* "And you're done." - Amazon.com
* "Applying Thought" - Wipro
* "Beyond The Obvious" - Tata Consultancy Services
* "Broadcast Yourself" - YouTube
* "Buy it. Sell it. Love it." - eBay
* "Celebrating Work" - Cognizant Technology Solutions
* "Challenge everything" - EA Games
* "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell!" - Dell Computer, 2000s
* "e-business solutions" - IBM, 2000s
* "EA Sports BIG" - EA Sports
* "Easy as Dell" - Dell Computer
* "Empowered by innovation" - NEC
* "Everything is Easier on a Mac" - Apple Computer, 2000s
* "For the rest of us" - Apple Computer, 1984
* "GNU is Not Unix" - Free Software Foundation
* "Go farther." - Network Solutions
* "High Performance. Delivered." - Accenture
* "iThink, Therefore iMac" - Apple Computer, Late 1990s to Early 2000s (Play on I think, therefore i am)
* "Intel inside" - Intel
* "Invent." - Hewlett-Packard
* "[It's] so easy to use, no wonder it's number one" - AOL, 1990s
* "It's better with the butterfly" - Microsoft (for MSN 8 internet service provider)
* "It's in the game." - EA Sports
* "It's not just a deal, it's a Dell!" - Dell
* "It's the Internet that logs onto you" - SBC-Yahoo! DSL
* "Leap ahead." - Intel, 2006-present
* "Multimedia You Can Use" - Apple Computer, 1990s
* "New Thinking. New ThinkPad/ThinkCentre." - Lenovo ThinkPad/ ThinkCentre, 2006-
* "New World. New Thinking." - Lenovo, 2006-
* "Power is Macintosh" - Apple Computer, 1990s
* "Power without the price" - Atari, 1985- 1990s
* "Powered by Intellect. Driven by Values" - Infosys
* "Rip. Mix. Burn" - Apple Computer
* "So easy to use, no wonder it's #1 - America Online
* "So powerful, it's kind of ridiculous" - 3dfx (for Voodoo 3 cards)
* "Solutions for a small planet" - IBM
* "The computer is personal again." - HP
* "The possibilities are infinite" - Fujitsu
* "The power to be your best" - Apple Computer, 1990s
* "The power to chaNge" - Novell
* "The world's online marketplace" - eBay
* "Think" — IBM, 1914
* "Think different" - Apple Computer, TBWA\Chiat\Day, 1998–
* "Think outside the box" - Apple Computer, 1990s
* "Want a better internet? You belong at America Online" — AOL, 2000s
* "We're the dot in .com" - Sun Microsystems
* "Welcome to the human network." - Cisco
* "Welcome to the World Wide Wow" - AOL (play on World Wide Web)
* "What Business Demands" - Satyam Computer Services
* "what the web can be" - Macromedia
* "Whatever it is, you get it on eBay.
* "Where do you want to go today?" - Microsoft, 1990s
* "Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia" - Wikipedia
* "Your potential, our passion." - Microsoft, 2000s

Recordings and Bands

* "America's Best Record" - Puritan Records
* "Comparison With the Living Artist Reveals No Difference" - Edison Records
* "Each Record a Masterpiece" - Van Dyke Records
* "Echo Around the World" - Edison Records
* "First with the Hits" - Mercury Records
* "Hear What You Like - When You Like" - Rex Records
* "His master's voice" - RCA Victor
* "If it's a King, It's a Hillbilly -- If it's a Hillbilly, it's a King" - King Records
* "Never Scratches" - Lyric Records
* "No Music, No Life" - Tower Records
* "The jazz of America is on Verve... the wit of America is on Verve" - Verve Records, 1960s-1970s

Retail stores

* "America's supermarket" - Winn Dixie
* "All the right choices" - Foley's
* "Always better value" - Dunnes Stores
* "Always low prices" - Wal-Mart
* "Always lowering prices" - Currys
* "Always something exciting" - Foley's
* "Ask how, Ask now, Ask Sherwin Williams"
* "Come see the softer side of Sears"
* "Design for all" - Target
* "Expect more pay less" - Target
* "Dress for Less" - Ross Stores
* "Every day's a savings day, at Korvette's
* "Every little helps." - Tesco
* "First to Sears, then to school" - 1970s back-to-school ads
* "Foley's of course"
* "Helping make your life easier." - Albertson's
* "Home of Fast, friendly, courteous service." - Fry's Electronics
* "Higher standards, lower prices" - Meijer
* "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid"
* "Ingredients for Life." - Safeway
* "It's all inside" - JCPenney
* "It's your store" - Albertson's
* "Kmart is your savings store, where your dollar buys you more!" - Kmart
* "Let's go Krogering, the best of everything" — Kroger
* "Low priced leader in the heartland" - Stater Brothers
* "Low Prices Always" - ASDA - 1980s - present, ASDA Wal-Mart 2000 - present
* "Lube It or Lose it" - Jiffy Lube
* "Myer's My Store" - Myer Australia
* "Try something new today." - J Sainsbury
* "Lightnening the load" - Safeway stores.
* "The low price leader" - Lucky stores, now knowns as Albertson's in Northern California
* "The world's biggest toy store is Toys 'R' Us, the biggest selection, Toys 'R' Us"
* "The quality you need, the price you want" - Kmart
* "Stater brothers, <DING>" - Stater Brothers
* "There's more for your life at Sears"
* "100% Happy" - Target Australia
* "The Place To Buy Is MFI" - MFI
* "The Savings Place" - Kmart
* "This is where it gets good" - Foley's
* "Way to shop" - Macy's
* "We're more than great coats" - Burlington Coat Factory
* "We've got it, and we've got it good!" - Kmart
* "We've got the gifts" - Foley's
* "When you're with us at Home Depot, you'll feel right at home"
* "Where America shops" - Sears
* "Where low prices are just the beginning" - Home Depot
* "Where it costs less to get more" - Kroger
* "Where there's a helpful smile in every aisle" - Hy-Vee
* "While you're at the marketplace" - Winn Dixie Marketplace
* "You can do it. We can help." - Home Depot
* "You Can Do It When You B&Q It" - B&Q
* "You're looking smarter than ever" - JCPenney
* "You're the one who's number one" - Pathmark
* "Feel good food" - Julian Graves
* "Improving home improvement" - Lowes
* "Let's build something together" - Lowes
* "Here Everything's Better - H-E-B
* "You'll never outgrow us!" - Toys 'R' Us
* "The Style of Your Life" - Dillard's
* "Save With Style" - Venture Stores
* "High Quality, Low Prices" - Venture Stores

Fashion

Clothing

* "Life's Waiting. Let's Go." - Stride Rite, 2003
* "501 Blues" — Levi's Jeans, 1984
* "Children's shoes have far to go." — Start-Rite Shoes, 1945, Stanley Studios
* "fcuk" — French Connection United Kingdom, 1990s
* "For successful living" — Diesel
* "Forever Sport" - Adidas
* "We care about the shape you're in. Wonderful, wonderful Wonderbra" — Canadelle Wonderbra 1960s to 1980s
* "Hello boys" — Playtex Wonderbra 1994
* "I'm Buster Brown, I live in a shoe. That's my dog Tige, (ruff!) he lives in there too."
* "Impossible is nothing" — Adidas
* "Just do it" — Nike, 1988-on
* "Know what comes between me and my Calvins? Nothing!" — Calvin Klein
* "Lifts and separates" — Playtex Cross-Your-Heart bra, 1960s.
* "Live your life" - American Eagle Outfitters, 2006
* "My friend, Joe Holmes, is now a horse" — Arrow Shirts, 1938
* "Scent to bed" — French Connection United Kingdom
* "The best seat in the house" — Jockey underwear
* "The complete man" — Raymond (India)
* "The next best thing to naked!" — Jockey
* "What becomes a legend most?" — Blackglama Great Lakes Mink
* "Patterns of Life" - Canifa, 2005-on, Haki
* "They Feel Good" - Keds

Makeup

* "A Little Dab'll Do Ya" — Brylcreem men's hair application
* "Because I'm worth it" — L'Oréal Hair Products/makeup
* "Clean & Clear and under control" - Clean & Clear
* "Easy breezy beautiful CoverGirl" - CoverGirl
* "Only Revlon makes it. Only you make it unforgettable" - Revlon
* "Maybe she's born with it - maybe it's Maybelline" — Maybelline
* "The Makeup of Makeup Artists" - Max Factor

Perfume

* "Between love and madness lies Obsession." — Calvin Klein, 1985
* "Fragrance of excess." - Miss Sixty
* "Her kiss. Her body. Her perfume." - Chanel N°5
* "J'adore." - Dior
* "Promise her anything, but give her Arpege" — Lanvin
* "Pupa. Non conventional Christmas." - Pupa
* "Very you." - Givenchy

Jewelry

* "A diamond is forever." — De Beers Consolidated Mines, 1948–present (by N.W. Ayer & Son)
* "Every kiss begins with Kay." - Kay Jewelers
* "Give the gift of style." - Armani Code Gift
* "Just." - Cavalli
* "Serpentine." - ?
* "Unlock the secret code of seduction." - Armani Black Code"
* "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking." — Timex Corporation, 1956
* "Diamonds - Leave her speechless" - De Beers
* "diamands are for every"-ccrown jeweler

Sports Gear

* "Because life is not a spectator sport" - Reebok
* "Impossible is Nothing" - Adidas
* "I am what I am" - Reebok
* "Just Do It" - Nike
* "Life is short. Play hard." - Reebok

Miscellaneous

* "Beauty meets quality" - Malabar gold(Indian)
* "Create a storm" - Monsoon
* "Who's that behind those Foster Grants?" - Foster Grant
* "Positive energy from Powergen" - Powergen.
* "Come see the softer side of SOFT SOLUTION" - Soft Solution.

Finance

* "A passion to perform." - Deutsche Bank
* "Access, your flexible friend" - Access credit card, UK, 1970s/80s
* "Ask about it at work" - Aflac
* "Australia's Finance Company" - Esanda
* "Be E*traordinary" - E*TRADE FINANCIAL
* "Be life confident" - AXA life insurance.
* "Be With AIB" - Allied Irish Banks
* "Because life's complicated enough" - Abbey National
* "Don't leave home without it" - American Express
* "Feel better" - BUPA
* "Follow the black horse" - Lloyd's bank, 1990s.
* "Gain from our perspective." - Franklin Templeton Investments
* "Get a little eXtra help" - Halifax
* "Get a piece of the rock" - Prudential Insurance
* "Get Met. It pays." - MetLife
* "Guarantees for the if in life" - MetLife
* "Have you met life today?" - MetLife
* "Higher Standards" - Bank of America
* "Ideas that change the world" - Chicago Mercantile Exchange
* "In your corner." - H&R Block
* "It's your money." - E*TRADE
* "I've got good news. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!"
* "Just 15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more on car insurance." - GEICO auto insurance, 2000s
* "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there." - State Farm Insurance
* "Life takes xxx. Life takes VISA." (xxx varies)
* "Live richly" — Citibank
* "Lost Another loan to Ditech!"
* "Making more possible" - ABN AMRO
* "Merrill Lynch is Bullish on America" - Merrill Lynch
* "More human interest" - Washington Mutual
* "My insurance company? New England Life of course, why?" - (just before cartoon person meets a comic fate -- being under a falling safe for example. From magazine ads. such as New Yorker Magazine)
* "Nationwide is on your side"
* "Nationwide. Proud to be different." Nationwide Building Society, UK.
* "Seeing beyond money" - SunTrust Bank
* "That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?" - Allstate Insurance, as quoted by "24" actor Dennis Haysbert
* "That's ANZ Now" - ANZ
* "The bank that likes to say Yes" - Trustee Savings Bank
* "The Bank You Can Get On With" Permanent TSB
* "The Best Bank is the Bank that serves you Best" ANZ Early 1980s
* "The Company You Keep" - New York Life
* "The Difference is Measurable" - Mellon Financial Corporation
* "The future takes VISA."
* "The heart of commerce" - MasterCard, 2006
* "The Listening Bank" - Midland Bank
* "The power of the pyramid is working for you" - Transamerica
* "The WaMu way" - Washington Mutual
* "The World Puts Its Stock In Us" - The New York Stock Exchange
* "The world's local bank" - HSBC
* "There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard."
* "Thinking for generations" - Citigroup
* "Thinking new perspectives." - Credit Suisse
* "Uncommon wisdom" — Wachovia
* "Understanding Banking" - Bank of Ireland, 2005
* "Understanding what's important." - M&T Bank
* "VISA - It's everywhere you want to be"
* "We all do dumb things. But paying too much for car insurance doesn't have to be one of them." - GEICO auto insurance
* "We make money the old fashioned way— we earn it." - Smith Barney
* "What's in your wallet?" - Capital One, 2005
* "When E. F. Hutton talks, people listen"
* "Which Bank?" Commonwealth Bank
* "You're in good hands." — Allstate Insurance

Household

* "1001 Cleans a Big, Big Carpet for Less than Half a Crown" — 1001 carpet shampoo, c.1964
* "A buck well spent" — Springmaid Sheets, 1948
* "Ariston and on and on..."
* "Away go troubles down the drain--Roto-Rooter" — 1954 to present.
* "Brewed with an attitude." - Shiner Bock
* "Covers The Earth" -- Sherwin Williams paint
* "Does exactly what it says on the tin" — Ronseal, late 1980s to present.
* "Giddyup 409" - Formula 409
* "Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid"
* "HILLYBILLY LIKES YOU!" — Hillybilly Vac Shack
* "It Beats - as it Sweeps - as it Cleans" — The Hoover Company, 1926
* "It's a lot less bovver than a hover" — Qualcast Concord lawnmowers, 1985, WCRS
* "Kills Bugs Dead" — Raid (insecticide)
* "Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean , the magic picker upper." - Mr. Clean
* "Nobody does it like you" - The Hoover Company
* "Not Advertised" No-Ad sunscreen
* "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux" — Electrolux
* "Put the freshness back" — Shake'n'Vac
* "Quick, Henry, the FLIT!" — Flit insecticide
* "Ring around the collar" — Wisk Detergent, 1968
* "Screw yourself." — IKEA, 2004, Norway. External link: [1]
* "So tough, it's beautiful" — Armstrong Rhinofloor, 1980s
* "The appliance of science" — Zanussi, 1981, Geers Gross
* "The Quilted, Quicker, Picker-Upper." - Bounty
* "The welcoming scent of home" - Glade Airfresheners, S C Johnson
* "Tough on grease Soft on hands" - Palmolive plus
* "Unböring." — IKEA, 2003, Canada.
* "Where great floors begin." - Shaw
* "You don't have to be rich, just smart." — IKEA, United States

Personal care

* "99 44/100% Pure" — Ivory soap
* "A totally organic experience" (not "orgasmic"!) - Clairol Herbal Essences
* "Absolute cleanliness is Godliness!" — Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap
* "Be careful how you use it!" - Hai Karate aftershave
* "Because I'm worth it" — L'Oréal
o sometimes followed by, "Aren't you?"
o superseded by, "Because you're worth it"
* "Because we're worth it too" - L'Oreal Kids
* "Before you dress" - Caress
* "Does She or Doesn't She? ...Only her Hairdresser Knows for Sure" — Clairol hair dye (later often shortened to "Does She or Doesn't She?")
* "Finesse your hair to beautiful"
* "For those who like the trade rough" — Travis aftershave
* "Good Morning! Have You Used Pear's Soap?" — Pear's Soap
* "I've fallen and I can't get up!" — Life Alert
* "I liked it so much I bought the company." — Remington shavers
* "Imagine a touchable world" - Purell hand sanitizer
* "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV" — Vicks cough syrup
* "I never knew you had dandruff" — Head & Shoulders shampoo
* "Is she or isn't she?" — Harmony hair spray
* "It Floats!" — Ivory Soap
* "It won't let you down" — Rexona/ Sure/Degree anti-perspirant
* A slogan used by Rexona in Finland was "There's always space for one who uses Rexona!" This led to many jokes, such as being able to fit an elephant into an car, as long as he uses Rexona.
* "The mark of a man" — Old Spice aftershave
* "Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline" — Maybelline (lipstick, makeup)
* "Preparing to be a beautiful lady" — Pear's Soap
* "Raise your hand if you're sure". - Sure, 1984, Wells, Rich, Greene
* "R-O-L-A-I-D-S spells Relief" — Rolaids (indigestion medicine)
* "Take care." - Garnier, 2006-present
* "The best a man can get" — Gillette razors
* "The Lynx effect" — Lynx deodorant
* "When a man you've never met before suddenly gives you flowers" — Impulse deodorant
* "Which twin has the Toni?" — Toni, 1946, Foote, Cone & Belding
* "You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent" — Pepsodent, 1956, Foote, Cone & Belding
* "Your fragrance. Your rules" — Hugo Boss Deep Red
* "The name on the world's finest blades" — Wilkinson Sword razors
* "Look sharp, feel sharp" — Gillette, 1940s
* "The Axe effect" — Axe deodorant
* "Look Ma, no cavities!" — Crest toothpaste
* "Always a bridesmaid, but never a bride" — Listerine, 1923
* "Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!" — Coty Perfumes
* "A little dab'll do ya" — Brylcreem, 1950s
* "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!" — Alka-Seltzer
* "Please don't squeeze the Charmin" — Charmin
* "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman" - Secret deodorant
* "You're not fully clean unless you're Zest fully clean."

Pharmaceutical & Healthcare

* "Leadership through Partnering"- Strides Arcolab

Recreation, entertainment, and travel

* "... another shrimp on the barbie ..." - Australian Tourism Commission, 1984
* "So where the bloody hell are you?" - Australian Tourism Commission, 2005 - present
* "Canada. Keep Exploring." - Canadian Tourism Commission, 2005
* "Don't just book it. Thomas Cook it." - Thomas Cook, 1984, Wells, Rich, Greene
* "Don't just travel. Travel right." - Expedia
* "Get away!" - Lunn Poly
* "Get out there" - Royal Caribbean cruise lines
* "God's own country!" - Kerala - A state in India
* "Go Goa"— Goa - A state in India
* "I love New York" - New York City, 1977–, Wells, Rich, Greene
* "I'm Going to Disney World!" - The Walt Disney Company after and during the Super Bowl
* "It's not just a cruise. It's the Love Boat." - Princess Cruises, 1970s-2002
* "It's so bracing." - Skegness
* "MetroNatural" - Washington State, 2006
* "Serving All our Community. Brampton's Arts Group." - Visual Arts Brampton, 2003, Alphie and Bette
* "Sleep with us!" - Venere
* "Travel should take you places" - Hilton
* "The best hotels, deeper discounts" - CentralR.com
* "We love having you here." - Hampton Inn
* "We'll leave the light on for you." - Motel 6
* "What happens here, stays here." - Las Vegas, 2002, R&R Partners
* "Where the magic never ends." - Alton Towers
* "Rebel Sport - Anyone Can Play" - McCann-Erickson Sydney, 2000
* "Winning is the mark of the Rebel." - Rebel Sport
* "Malaysia, truly Asia." - Malaysia Tourism
* "The official hotel for family fun" - Holiday Inn
* "Stay with someone you know" - Holiday Inn
* "Your biggest nights happen here" - Harrah's
* "Make the dream come true" - Walt Disney World
* "That's why we're First Choice" - First Choice Holidays PLC.
* "Entertainment your way" - Sky television
* "The Happiest Place on Earth" - Disneyland
* "Slightly Superior" - City Of Edinburgh, 90's
* "Comfortable Place, Comfortable Price." - Shoney's Inn & Suites
* "Together at Disney" - Walt Disney World
* "Look Again." - Holiday Inn

Stop smoking ads

* "It needn't be hell, with NiQuitin"
* "Don't Pass Gas" — American Legacy Foundation 2005
* "Don't consume it or it will consume you"

Transport

* "All the way DHL Express"
* "Be absolutely sure." — FedEx
* "Don't worry. There's a FedEx for that" — FedEx
* "Go Greyhound and leave the driving to us" — Greyhound Lines
* "It's the way the world works" — FedEx
* "Relax, it's FedEx" — FedEx
* "See America at see level" — Amtrak
* "See what brown can do for you" — UPS
* "This is a job for FedEx" — FedEx
* "The World On Time" — FedEx
* "This is the age of the train" — British Rail
* "We want to race the truck." - UPS (in Dale Jarrett ads)
* "We're getting there" — much ridiculed British Rail slogan
* "When it absolutely positively has to get there overnight" — FedEx


Airlines

* "A Symbol of Freedom" — Southwest Airlines
* "America's favorite way to fly." — Eastern Air Lines
* "Being there is everything" — Air New Zealand
* "Catch Our Smile" — PSA
* "Come fly the friendly skies" — United Airlines, 1966–1997, Leo Burnett
* "Come Fly With Us" — Pakistan International Airlines
* "Come on, let's fly!" — easyJet
* "Delta gets you there. We're ready to fly"
* "Delta is ready when you are."
* "Desde que pones el pie en el avion" — Spanish slogan, Mexicana Airlines
* "ding You are now free to move about the country." — Southwest Airlines
* "En American, tenemos lo que tu buscas!" — Spanish slogan for American Airlines
* "Enjoy our company" — Sabena
* "Esto si es volar!" — Spanish slogan for Eastern Air Lines
* "Excellence in flight" — Korean Air
* "Fly me!" — National Airlines
* "Fly the Good times" Kingfisher Airlines
* "Fly with friends" — Austrian Airlines
* "Fly with US" - US Airways
* "Flying the Swiss way" - Edelweiss Air
* "Go. There's nothing stopping you." - AirTran Airways
* "Good goes around." — Delta
* "Half The Fun Is Getting There" — Olympic Airways
* "I wish they all could be Caledonia girls" — Caledonia Airlines
* "Illaksi kotiin" — Finnair
* "It's time to fly" — United Airlines
* "Just plane smart" - Southwest Airlines
* "Land, Sea, Air. We get it there!" - Amerijet International, Inc.
* "Low Fares. Way Better" — AerLingus.com Aer Lingus
* "Maharaja of the skies" - Air India
* "Making the sky the best place on Earth" — Air France
* "Simplifly" - Air Deccan
* "Simply the best." - Northwest Airlines
* "Singapore Girl, you're a great way to fly" — Singapore Airlines
* "Something special in the air" - American Airlines
* "The Joy of Flying" Jet Airways
* "The Low-Fares Airline" — Ryanair
* "The Proud Bird With The Golden Tail" — Continental Airlines
* "The romance of travel lives on" — Singapore Airlines
* "The Spirit of Australia" — Qantas
* "The top banana in the West" — Hughes Air West
* "The Wings of Man" — Eastern Air Lines
* "The world's favourite airline" — British Airways
* "The World's Most Experienced Airline" — Pan American World Airways (now defunct)
* "There's no better way to fly." — Lufthansa
* "Time flies when you fly Ted"
* "We better be better, we're Braniff!" — Braniff International
* "We have to earn our wings every day" — Eastern Air Lines
* "We like you too" - Jetblue Airways
* "We love to fly, and it shows" - Delta Air Lines
* "We know why you fly " — American Airlines
* "We really move our tail for you" — Continental Airlines
* "We're American Airlines, doing what we do best"
* "Western Airlines - The only way to fly" — Western Airlines
* "Why fly any other way" — Finnair
* "Work hard. Fly right." — Continental Airlines, 1998-present
* "World class, worldwide" — Air Canada
* "Your airline" - Air India
* "Your airplane is ready" - Air Pink

Automobiles

* "Achtung baby!!" — Astra Opel General Motors
* "A Better Idea" — Ford
* "A car you can believe in." - Volvo, 1980s
* "An American Revolution" — Chevrolet, 2000s
* "An American Revolution" — Dodge Aries, 1985 Reference
* "American Luxury" — Lincoln (automobile)
* "Ask the Man who Owns One" — Packard, 1925, Austin Bement
* "Auto emoción" - Seat
* "The Beauty of All-Wheel Drive." — Subaru, 1990s
* "The Best never rest." — Ford Trucks, 1990s
* "Best of all, it's a Cadillac." - Cadillac, mid-1980s
* "Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet"
* "Better Ideas. Driven by You." - Ford Motor Company, 1990s
* "Bigger in Texas, Better in a Dodge"
* "Bloody Volvo driver" — Volvo, 2003 (Australia)
* "Bold Moves" - Ford, 2006
* "Born from jets" — Saab, 2005-
* "Born Strong" - Chevrolet (European models)
* "Born to perform" — Jaguar, (c. 2003-)
* "Break Through." — Cadillac, (c. 2002-)
* "Built Ford Tough." - Ford Trucks
* "Built for the Human Race"-Nissan, 1980s
* "Built for the road ahead - Ford, 2004
* "Cadillac Style" - Cadillac, (c. 1992/1993 featuring Sammy Kershaw , only seen in southeastern states)
* "Can We Build One For You?" - Oldsmobile, 1976
* "Can't get enough of this." — Ford (Australia), 2003
* "Chevrolet, building a better way (to see the USA)", 1970s
* "Commands the road" - Ssangyong
* "Chevy Trucks, Built to Stay Tough" - 1970s
* "Courage" - Land Rover
* "Créateur d'Automobiles" — Renault
* "Designed for Racing, Built for Living" — Caterham Cars
* "Dodge Fever" - 1968 - 1969
* "Dodge Trucks Are Ram Tough" - 1980s
* "The Drive of your life." — Peugeot
* "Datsun saves", 1970s
* "Dream up" — Buick, 2005
* "Drive Safely." — Volvo, 1990s
* "Drive your way" — Hyundai, 2005-
* "Driven by What's Inside" - Subaru
* "Drivers wanted." — Volkswagen, 1995, Arnold Communications
* "Escape from the ordinary." - Oldsmobile, 1970
* "Everything we do is driven by you" — Ford
* "Feel the difference" - Ford
* "Fahrvergnügen" — Volkswagen, early 1990s
* "Ford is the Best in Texas" (Texas-based Ford dealerships)
* "For Life" — Volvo, 2000s
* "Fuel for the Soul" — Pontiac, (2003- 2004)
* "Get in. Be moved." - Mazda
* "GO" Holden 2006-
* "Go Drive" - Opel
* "Grab life by the horns" - Dodge
* "Hamara Bajaj" - Bajaj Auto, 1990s
* "Definitely male" -Bajaj Pulsar
* "Have one built for you." - Oldsmobile, 1970s/early 1980s
* "Have you driven a Ford...lately?" — Ford (early 1980s)
* "The Heartbeat of America" — Chevrolet, 1980s
* "Hey Toyota, you're terrific!" - Toyota, Canada 1980s
* "If only everything in life was as reliable as a Volkswagen"
* "If you haven't looked at Ford lately, look again." — Ford, 2003
* "Imagine yourself in a Mercury." — Mercury (automobile)
* "Inexpensive. And Built to Stay That Way." — Subaru, 1980s
* "Inspiration Comes Standard" - Chrysler, 1990s-present
* "It is what it was." — Ford Mustang, 1994
* "It just feels right" - Mazda
* "It's a Skoda. Honest." — Skoda Auto, 2000, Fallon
* "It's gotta be a Dodge." (rapidly replaced)
* "It's not a car. It's a Volkswagen"
* "Just imagine what Citroën can do for you" — Citroën
* "Join the Dodge Rebellion" - Dodge, 1966 - 1967
* "Like a rock" — Chevrolet Trucks
* "Like nothing else on Earth" — Hummer
* "The lion leaps from strength to strength" — Peugeot, 1980s
* "Major motion, from Nissan"
* "Move Up To Chrysler" - Chrysler, 1960s
* "Move Your Mind" — Saab, 2000s
* "Moving Forward." — Toyota (USA), 2004
* "Never Follow" - Audi (USA)
* "New doors opened" — Mercury (automobile), 2005
* "Nobody demands more from a Datsun, than Datsun. We are driven!"
* "Nulla tenaci invia est via." - Spyker Cars (Latin for "For the tenacious, no road is impassable."
* "On The Move" - Chevrolet, 1970
* "Oh what a feeling, Toyota" — late 1970s - 1980s
* "Once driven, forever smitten" — Vauxhall Motors, 1980s
* "Only in a JEEP" — Jeep, 2000s
* "Only in a JEEP-Brand 4x4" — Jeep, 2000s (radio version)
* "Own one and you'll understand" - Infiniti
* "Papa?" "Nicole?" — Renault Clio
* "Passion for the road" — Mazda, 1990s
* "People first." - Saturn, 2005-present
* "Piston engines go boing(x7). But the Mazda goes hmmmmmmmm" 1973
* "Pontiac: Action" — Pontiac, early 2005
* "Pontiac: Designed for Action" — Pontiac, 2005
* "The Penalty of Leadership" — Cadillac, 1915
* "Power, Beauty and Soul" - Aston Martin
* "The Power of Dreams" — Honda
* "Pure Pontiac!" - Pontiac, 1971
* "Put the fun back into driving." — Vauxhall Motors
* "Putting You First Keeps Us First" - Chevrolet, 1969
* "Quality is job one" — Ford
* "Reach Higher"- Lincoln
* "The Real Thing" — Ford Australia, 1970s
* "Reverse your thinking" - Honda Civic
* "Right service. Right price." — Meineke
* "See the USA in your Chevrolet!" — Chevrolet 1950s
* "Sheer driving pleasure" — BMW
* "Shift_xxx" — Nissan, 2000s; where "xxx" varies
* "The More You Look, The More You Like" - Mazda, 1980s.
* "The Spirit of American Style" — Buick, (c. 2002- 2004)
* "Standard of the World" — Cadillac from 1950s through 1970s
* "State of Independence" — Saab 2000s
* "The car in front is a Toyota" — Toyota
* "The Best Built Cars In The World" Toyota
* "The Great American Road belongs to Buick"
* "The Passionate Pursuit of Perfection" Lexus from 2000 - on
* "The Relentless Pursuit of Perfection" Lexus from 1989-1999
* "The Strength of Experience" — GMC, c. 1992
* "Think Small" — Volkswagen, 1962, Doyle Dane Bernbach
* "This is Not Your Father's Oldsmobile." — Oldsmobile, 1980s
* "The ultimate driving machine" — BMW
* "Think. Feel. Drive" — Subaru, 2004-
* "Today, tomorrow, Toyota"
* "Travel well." — Lincoln
* "Unique in All the World" — Ford Ford Thunderbird 1960s
* "Unlike Any Other" — Mercedes-Benz
* "USA#1" — Chevrolet, 1970s
* "Volkswagen does it, again" (sung to the tune of " Shave and a haircut")
* "Vorsprung durch Technik" — Audi
* "We are professional grade" — GMC, 2000s
* "We are driving excitement" — Pontiac
* "We build excitement" — Pontiac
* "We make it simple" — Honda, circa: 1980s
* "We'll be there." — Chevrolet, 2000s
* "What a Luxury Car Should Be" - Lincoln, 1980s
* "What will you do with all the money you save?" Toyota, 1980s
* "Wouldn't You Really Rather Have A Buick?" - Buick
* "You, asked for it. You got it, Toyota", 1970s
* "You can with a Nissan"
* "You Got It, Pontiac" - Pontiac, 1968
* "Your Next Car" — Chrysler, 1950s
* "Zoom Zoom" — Mazda, 2000s

Automobile parts and accessories

* "AAMCO. Double-A, honk honk M-C-O" — AAMCO transmission specialists
* "Don't compromise. Midasize" — Midas muffler shops
* "Get in the zone Auto Zone" - Auto Zone
* "Make it easy Make it right Make it Maaco" - Maaco
* "Oh, Oh, Better Get Maaco" - Maaco
* "Parts, Service, and So Much More" - Pepboys
* "Thanks Delco!" — Delco Freedom Batteries. 1970s
* "The answer's yes. Now what's the question?" — Unipart car spares, 1970s
* "The Racer's Edge - STP
* "Thousands of parts for millions of cars" — Unipart car spares, 1980s
* "Trust the Midas touch" — Midas muffler shops
* "We do it right" - Brake Check
* "You can't get better than a Kwik-Fit Fitter" - UK, Halls Advertising/Timberbush, 70's-present

Automobile Tires

* "A better way forward" - Michelin 2005-on
* "On the Wings of Goodyear" — Goodyear
* "Race Proven Performance" — Kumho Tires, 2005
* "Sooner or later, you'll own Generals" — General Tire
* "Technology Focused. Quality Driven" - Continental
* "Drivers Know" - Dunlop
* "Because so much is riding on your tires" — Michelin up to 2005
* "Driven to Perform" - Toyo
* "Driving Emotion" - Hankook
* "Uncompromising Performance" - Yokohama
* "Driving Inspiration" - Falken
* "Don't Give Up a Thing" - Cooper Tires
* "A Good Deal on a Great Tire" - Kelly Tires
* "Power is Nothing Without Control" - Pirelli
* "For Everything You Value" - Uniroyal
* "Make Your Mark" - Fuzion
* "More Good Years In Your Car" - Goodyear
* "Passion for Excellence" - Bridgestone
* "Take Control" - BF Goodrich
* "The Best Tires in the World have Goodyear written all over them" - Goodyear
* "The Other Guys" - BF Goodrich
* "Time to Re-Tire" — Fisk tires
* "You can't get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter" — 1980s
* "You Either Have Goodyear Eagles, Or You Need Them" - Goodyear
* "Born Tough" - CEAT Tires [1990s] (India)

Car rental

* "We're number two. We try harder." — Avis Rent A Car System Inc.
* "Let Hertz put you in the driver's seat" — The Hertz Corporation
* "Pick Enterprise, we'll pick you up." — Enterprise Car Rental
* "We're America's wheels" - Hertz
* "Carmax the way car buying should be" - Carmax

Petroleum

* "At Amoco, our job is you"
* "At Gulf, the stop, that keeps America going"
* "At Phillips 66, it's performance that counts" - Phillips 66
* "Beyond Petroleum" — BP
* "Drive With Care and Buy Sinclair" - Sinclair
* "At the Sign of the Chevron
* "Citgo is the right way to go"
* "Come to Shell, for Answers - Shell
* "Energy -- for a strong America." — Exxon, 1976
* "Go well. Go Shell"
* "Gulf Makes Your Car Run Better" - Gulf
* "Hottest Brand Going" - Conoco
* "Human energy" — Chevron, 2005
* "I can be very friendly" — Sunoco, 1970s
* "Liquid engineering" — Castrol oil, 1970s
* "It's not just oil. It's liquid engineering" - Castrol oil, 2006 (India)
* "Put a tiger in your tank" — Esso/Exxon
* "Pump your money back into Canada" — Petro-Canada, early 1980s
* "Oh thank heaven for 7-Eleven"
* "Rely on the tiger" - Exxon
* "The spirit of '76" — Unocal
* "The Lead-free Leader" - Amoco
* "Trust your car to the star" - Texaco, 2006
* "Turn the key" - Exxon
* "We'd like you to know" — Exxon, 1970s
* "We're drivers, too" — Esso/Exxon/ Mobil
* "We're Working to keep your Trust" - Texaco
* "We give you more to go on" — Sohio
* "You can be sure of Shell", 1982
* "You can trust your car to the man who wears the star" — Texaco Service Stations
* "You Expect More From A Leader" - Amoco
* "You're Miles Ahead With Mobil" - Mobil
* "A world of energy" - Texaco, 1996
* "The Formula for the Future" - Petrofina

Government and military

* "Cross into the Blue." — United States Air Force, 2000s
* "An army of one" — United States Army, 2001
* "Army Strong" - United States Army, 2006-present
* "The few, the proud, the Marines." — United States Marine Corps, 2000s
* "Accelerate your life." — United States Navy, 2000s
* "Be all you can be" — US Army, 1981-2001, N.W. Ayer & Son
* "Be the best" — British Army
* "Do you have it in you?" — Indian Army
* "I want YOU for the US Army" — World War I and World War II
* "Loose Lips Sink Ships" — World War II
* "Only you can prevent forest fires" — United States Forest Service
* "The Army National Guard, You Can because anyone can" — US Army National Guard, in use around 2001-2003 if not more years than that
* "The toughest job you'll ever love" — Peace Corps
* "There's no life like it" — Canadian Armed Forces
* "The Army. The Edge" — Australian Army
* "Expand your Horizons" — Royal Australian Navy
* "Men At Their Best" — Pakistan Army
* "99.9% Need Not Apply" — The UK Royal Marines
* "Strong. Proud." — Canadian Armed Forces
* "Above All." – Republic of Singapore Air Force (RSAF), Mid 2000s - now (2007)
* "Like Nothing On Earth." - Republic of Singapore Air Force (RSAF), Recruitment Campaign, 2006 - 2007, DDB Singapore

Social and public service

* "Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk" — United States Department of Transportation
* "Give a hoot, don't pollute" — United States Forest Service
* "Click it or Ticket." — National Highway Traffic Safety Administration , United States seat belt law
* "Klunk! Klick! Every trip" — UK Public Information Film for seat belts
* "Parents who use drugs have kids who use drugs" — Partnership for a Drug-Free America
* "Take a bite out of crime!" — National Crime Prevention Council
* "Think once, think twice, think bike" — UK Public Information Film
* "This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?" — Partnership for a Drug-Free America
* "You could learn a lot from a dummy. Buckle Up." — National Highway Traffic Safety Administration
* "Getting Things Done." — AmeriCorps national service program
* "The toughest job you'll ever love." — United States Peace Corps
* "Stop, Look and Listen - remember the Green Cross Code" — UK road safety slogan
* "There are a million and one excuses for not wearing a safety belt. Some are real killers." — American Safety Council
* " art from heart " - Comunion - (Russia,India,Romania)
* "Only you can prevent forest fires" - Smokey the Bear, United States Forest Service
* "Why not?" - International Women's Year, Canada, 1975
* "For God's sake, care!" - The Salvation Army UK
* "Thank God for the Salvos" - The Salvation Army Australia
* "Doing the Most Good" - The Salvation Army USA
* "Giving Hope Today" - The Salvation Army Canada
* "Ve Make De Revoluionz" - VMDR India
* "Working for a safer London" - UK, Metropolitan Police London 2000's

Politics and advocacy

* "Objects in your mirror are closer than they appear." - John Edwards campaign slogan in the 2004 primaries when he was still running for president.
* "It's the economy, stupid." - Bill Clinton for President, 1992
* "It's morning again in America" - Reagan for President, 1984
* "This time, vote like your whole world depended on it" - Nixon for President, 1968
* "St. Augustine founded it. Becket died for it. Chaucer wrote about it. Cromwell shot at it. Hitler bombed it. Time is destroying it. Will you save it?" - Canterbury Cathedral
* "Labout Isn't Working" , UK Conservative Party General Election Campaign, Saatch & Saatchi London 1984
* "Yes!","I know,I believe,we can!",Ukraine President's 2004-2005 Election Campaign

Education

* "A mind is a terrible thing to waste" — United Negro College Fund
* "They laughed when I sat down at the piano, but when I started to play!" — U.S. School of Music
* "Where Girls Grow Strong" - Girl Scouts of the USA

Miscellaneous

* "When you care enough to send the very best" - Hallmark
* "Hallmark has the ways to say you care"
* "The instrument of the immortals" - Steinway & Sons
* "Education is an investment and not an expense" - Parthose Dunt
* "Forever new frontiers" - Boeing
* "Hope, triumph, and the miracle of medicine" - Bristol-Myers Squibb
* "Explore more" - Kerr-McGee
* "Today's medicines finance tomorrow's miracles" - GlaxoSmithKline
* "Where kids want to be" - Discovery Zone
* "A Massive Haunted House in a Real Prison" - Terror Behind the Walls Halloween Event
* "Gotta Catch 'Em All!" - Pokemon
* "Powering a greener tomorrow" - Suzlon
* "You Gotta Have It!" - Lisa Frank

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